Mike: Andy I'm worried that this Janus case may go against us! What the hell am I going to do?!
Andy: Please Mike refrain from mentioning my domain in your rants. I suppose you'll have to get used to the Angus burger in Burger King and put Peter Luger's out of your mind.
Mike: Please Andy! Isn't there anything you can do?
Andy: Hmmm. I suppose I could make a little arrangement with you.
Mike: Anything! Just name it!
Andy: Well you know the NY State Constitutional Convention is on the ballot. I'd like to see your sniveling members eating Alpo in their golden years.
Mike: But, we have to advertise how great the schools are doing to make sure DeBlasio gets reelected.
Andy: Forget it! All deals are off! How dare you say that name in my presence!
Mike: Sorry Andy! What can I do, I have to make a TV ad!
Andy: OK. Make the appearance for your members. Show a couple of kids and teachers smiling - just don't bring up the Constitutional Convention!
Mike: Can you do something for us if Janus passes?
Andy: Of course Mike, don't forget who I am. Now go out and tell everyone how great I am, get diction lessons and scram!
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